Cayden: Mommy, do you remember the “Hokey Pokey” song?
Me: Yes?
Cayden: Well, I think it should be called the “Pokey Hokey” song. That’s how I’m gonna sing it.
Me: Why do you like “Pokey Hokey” better than “Hokey Pokey”?
Cayden: Well… when I say, “Pokey Hokey” my smile gets a yiddle bigger.

Wow! When did I stop looking for ways to make my smile a yiddle BIGGER?