…and now…. another episode of:
“EDUCATING CONNOR”

While trying to teach Proper Sentence Structure…

Connor: Mom, don’t you think cheese was actually invented by mice? I mean, a person invents things that they like or need. But yeah… a mouse is not a person. So, I guess you have a point. Hey Mom! I think if someone is scared to speak in front of a crowd, they can just tape themselves beforehand and then walk up to the stage and press “play”. Of course, they’d have to move their lips, or everyone would know. MOM! This Thursday is Turkey-day, right? No, no, it’s Thanksgiving Day, I forgot. Oh Mom! Isn’t that funny? I said, “Turkey Day” instead of “Thanksgiving Day”. Maybe we should re-name Thursday to “Turkey-day”. But, you’re right, then we’d have to pick a different day to be Thanksgiving Day, because we have to give thanks. That’s important. Mom! Did you know it’s 10:19 AM. I can just look at my watch and see the time any time I want to. Watches are cool. MOM! Who invented the watch?

Me: Dude! You are killing me with all this!

Connor: Nevermind, mom. (To himself) She probably doesn’t even know.

Me: Dude!